We call him "Looks with Hands"

GOOD MORNING, MINION. THIS MORNING I REQUIRE SHINY EXPENSIVE TOYS. YOUR CAMERA WILL DO NICELY. HAND IT OVER. I NEED TO SMEAR SNOT ON IT. NOW. NO, DO NOT TRY TO PLACATE ME WITH YOUR BOOBS. ONLY SHINY EXPENSIVE TOYS WILL DO. NO! NOT BOOBS! NOOOOOOO!
OK, WELL. ALRIGHT. I GUESS. BUT NEXT TIME YOU WILL HAND OVER THE CAMERA WHEN I ASK FOR IT OR I WILL SEND THE HYPNOTOAD AFTER YOU, TENDER EARTHLING.