Wednesday, June 06, 2007

something about increasing the fountains in Italy or something

So I had a heart warming tale of SAHMdom all planned out, but fuck that shit because guess what I learned today? And yes, this is embarrassingly old news, but still. I cannot NOT share. So go. Learn. Try to forget that we have been slightly porn heavy as of late.

I want to live in a country where they elect watersport-and-shit-loving hardcore porn stars to their parliament because, verily, that is Democracy at its finest. I can picture old women (old as the fucking hills) hobbling to the polls on their scary old Italian woman ankles (honestly: I have never seen scarier ankles than on old Italian women.) in their hot-as-blazes black dresses clutching their handbags and giving you the evil eye while answering their cell phones, to cast a vote for Italy's most beloved porn queen.


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