oh my god the POX!

Holy hell. Is all I have to say.
Man, I so thought I was out of the woods with this whole baby-getting-chicken-pox thing that I got all cocky and irritating. I'm all, oh, hell no, he's not gonna get it cause look at me! All breastfeeding and shit! La la la! Are immune to all that crap!
Oh, but no.
I think, though, that we have turned the corner. Instead of being mildly cranky with clear little blisters we are now completely cranky with big fat itchy crusty sores. We are sooooo sexy. Totally gonna get us one of those Future Porn Star t-shirts all the kids are talking about.