The glow, apparently it is gone...

...and has been replaced by something that makes people gasp in horror.
So. We have a week to go.
So.
People have started moving to avoid me on sidewalks, like my water is going to break on their fucking shoes or something. They avoid eye contact. They take breaks from their conversation. They watch me pass and I wonder if my skirt has slipped down my ass.
No. I'm just that fucking huge.
Yay for me.
I feel so pretty.