I learned something yesterday

Mamasan is what the madams in Philippine sex clubs are called. Apparently, they are easy to spot because they tend to be the oldest and fattest women in the joint. I used to have a landlord who called me Mamasan, and I'm pretty damn sure that's not what he meant. I was a new mom, and I thought it was a sweet nickname.
But oh, no longer. I will keep the -san, because I need the illusion of respect, but I don't need the reputation of being the oldest and fattest...although, in this house, I am close...